Dark humor · modern dread · illustrated horror
Because the real horror is adulting.
Twelve twisted stories for anyone who grew up on spooky paperbacks—then discovered that ghosting, student loans, work meetings, and the housing market are scarier than the monsters.
Written by J. R. Salem · Audiobook narrated by Jack Clancy
12original stories
Dark humorfor modern dread
Illustratedblack-and-white nightmares
One sittingfast, unsettling read
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Now in audio
Let Jack Clancy tell you the scary stories.
The complete 1-hour, 24-minute audiobook brings all twelve post-modern nightmares to life with a performance that knows exactly when the dread should make you laugh.
Narrated byJack Clancy
The sample button opens the book’s Audible page, where the official preview player is available.Inside the book
Twelve stories. Twelve nightmares.
Darkly funny stories and stark black-and-white illustrations turn familiar adult anxieties into something unforgettable.
Welcome to adulthood
Enjoy your stay.
For fans of dark humor, weird fiction, illustrated horror, and surviving their thirties.